Tuesday, November 29, 2005
A day in the life of Kayla . . .


Life with Kayla is begining to work on a schedule, which is a must, according to the thousands of books we've read. And by "we've" I mean Krisdee. So we're trying out a schedule. It's going something like this:

Kayla wakes at 5am, and eats. At 8am she'll nap for an hour. Then at around 11am she'll nap for 2 hours or so, wake back up, want food then pass back out for a couple more hours.

She'll eventually go down at around 8pm (which is her designated bed time) after her bath. Sleep. Wake up for a bottle at 12:30pm. She sometimes awakens yet again at 2:30am, and sleeps through till morning.

We're trying to get her out of the 2:30am bottle feed. It's brutal. Other than that she pretty much sleeps through the night. I can't wait... Its coming...


Monday, November 28, 2005
Kayla is such a ham

Kayla is definately not on the shy side. Her swing (which she LOVES) seems to occupy all of her time.

Lately we've noticed she is constantly talking (making noises) and smiling away while she swings. Curious as to why she was doing this, we inspected further and found the top part of the swing which she stares at all day has a mirror on it (that only she can see).

What a ham -- it turns out she is talking to herself and smiling away in the mirror!


Monday, November 21, 2005
How to dodge questions... Thai style


"Thats A Good one,” President Bush said in an aside to Prime Minster Shinawatra,
"Wish I’d thought of that first"


Sunday, November 20, 2005
Steve Jobs on SNL
This is hilarious...


Thursday, November 17, 2005
Figurative Religion
Pretty funny fwd I got sent by someone. I guess they submitted it to Dr. Laura. Hah!

"Figurative Religion
Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord-Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual cleanliness-Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination-Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan, Jim"


Monday, November 14, 2005
Fantasy Football Rant
So i'm now tied again in another fantasy football game which i'm sure i'll end up losing some way or another tonight. I had a pretty spectacular draft that ended up going sour on me (Dante Culpepper was my first pick).

Randy Moss was my all star wide receiver I drafted, and he has been injured all season as well.

I'm now thinking I should have drafted the Burger King Guy.

He was a virtual unknown before this season, and the spectacular diving catch in the endzone I've seen recently just further cements his status, in my mind, as a Pro Bowl caliber receiver in this, his Rookie Season.

Thoughts?


Thursday, November 10, 2005
Walk The Line
Oh man. This is some of the greatest news i've heard in a long time, A movie about the life of Johnny Cash (The Original Man in Black) is due out on Nov. 15th. I hope hollywood doesnt make this one a stinker. http://www.walkthelinethemovie.com/



Mammoth is open - Snowboard season is here
First day of the snowboard season is here!

Yay! Now if I can just get a chance to make a trip or 2 this year...


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